February 2012
“I have Dorrito dust in my lipstick.”
– my sister (via hannahmclark)
I know that feel, bro.
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A Gordon Ramsay poem
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gordonramsaypoetry:
Touch the meat Touch the meat. It’s raw. Raw.
This blog is killing me to death.
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
THIS IS AMAZING.
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
secretdestielshipper:
panicponderland:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
I’m just impressed that you’d think we’d be able to find the airport.
^^^ hahaha
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PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
the-real-erinneudona:
riptosrach:
avril lavignes sk8er boi was released a decade ago
ten years ten fucking years
I usually don’t care about these posts much, but holy SHIT does this make me feel old..
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The Prince of Egypt is such a pretty movie.
sanityscraps:
Listening to the music from it now. alskjdflaksjfdal This is a movie that could make Mel Gibson feel Jewish. XD
I got to see it in theaters. The Red Sea part is so cool.
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Some Atoms: ccearchingsince92 replied to your... →
some-atoms:
ccearchingsince92 replied to your photo: It’s like this And I’m looking at everything…
Well, do try and keep a steady stream of thoughts. Hate to have an explosion of awesome and then have to clean it up, which is most not awesome.
No, no, no. Turn you back on concern, it’s irrelevant….
Shit. That was deep, not even kidding.
taterlongs:
so when is the point where you’re allowed to call someone by their name and not their url
is it like the animes with the first name basis thing or
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“And if I have to hear someone say that Republicans are racist ONE MORE TIME I am...”
– (via pacify-eris)
oh my god
(via european-booty-scratcher)
BLACK PEOPLE HAVING CONTROL OVER THEIR REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS IS RACIST NOW APPARENTLY
(via brogigayo)
JESUS FUCK THIS CAN’T BE REAL
NO
(via thesavagesalad)
Someone needs to stop drinking the Republican cool-aid…
(via...
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
I was a normal fan. Then I found Tumblr.
direction-ships:
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“I don’t eat anything with an “-ito” at the end of it.”
– My sister, Hannah
Musings With A Touch of Aspie: For real, though? →
changedsinceyesterday:
“Dude, I ate so much pie last night. It was amazing.” “Really? That’s awesome!”
“Dude, I tasted the best peaches yesterday. They were so sweet and tangy.” “Cool! Where did you get them?”
“The wine at the party was superb. Best I’ve ever had.” “Wow! What kind was…
